President Obama, Let's Ditch Daylight Saving Time! Please!?

Please, oh please, President Obama, let's eliminate Daylight Saving Time!  Pretty please!?

Daylight Saving Time stresses me out.  Every year we lose an hour of sleep and, at least in my family, it takes weeks to get used to it.  Think about it.  At 1:59 a.m. on the 2nd Sunday of March, we lose 1 hour of sleep.  4% of our day is taken away from us.  That hurts!  It took a monumental effort to get the kids out of bed on Monday, and again on Tuesday.  Now everybody's tired and cranky.

Aside from the sudden sleep loss, the single largest annoyance is changing over the clocks...on 4 computers (well, 3 of the 4 changed on their own...thanks Microsoft), everybody's watches, the microwave, 3 wall clocks, the automatic sprinklers, the coffee maker, two alarm clocks and of course the car clocks.  Ah yes, those car clocks.  Why is it that changing the car clock is so difficult?  Toyota, you guys are smart, but why is the car radio so complex that I have to pull the manual out to figure out how to change time on the clock?  It takes me like a month to get to it.  And I know I'm not alone.

Daylight Saving Time does not "save" anything, it just shifts daylight.  We still have the same number of daylight hours.  Daylight Saving Time now lasts nearly 8 months out of the year, from the 2nd Sunday of March to the 1st Sunday of November.  How about if we just stay on Daylight Saving Time year-round??  That would certainly eliminate all of the bi-annual annoyances!  Apparently this has been pursued before in Colorado, but some lame Federal law prevents states from doing this.

Better yet, let's follow the lead of Arizona, which has not observed DST since 1967.  Why?  Because it's hotter then heck in Arizona and DST results in more power usage.  I would be willing to bet that California spends more on power too as a result of DST.  Strange that Federal law would allow a state to exempt itself from DST but not choose year-round DST.  Hawaii also does not observe DST, not like they need more daylight over there!

DST is popular in North America and Europe but most of the Middle East, Asia and Africa do not use DST.  The list of DST naysayers includes China, Hong Kong, Japan, Kuwait, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, Vietnam, the Philippines, India, Indonesia, Singapore, Iraq, Saudi Arabia and most of Africa, among other places.  Iran and North Korea also do not use DST, for whatever that's worth.

So in the meantime, I'm still stressed out and tired.  I know that I forgot to change at least one clock or watch and at some point this is going to mess me up and make me late for something.

Feels good to get that off my chest.  I feel better now.

Latest Work of Local Artist, Chuck Trunks: "Strawberry Festival"

Here is the latest eye catching work of local "Precision Abstracts" artist, Chuck Trunks, entitled, "Strawberry Festival." I have seen all of Chuck's published work and have to say this is the most gastronomically enticing piece in his collection. This print reminds me why strawberries rank up there with watermelon and blackberries in my favorite fruit short list.

Check out Chuck's website at www.ChuckTrunks.com to learn more about his unique skills and see more of his work. You might end up with some of his signature work on your wall, iPod or laptop!

Rostropovich the Rock Star Cellist Performs "Dance of the Elves"

Russian cellist Mstislav Rostropovich was known as one of the greatest cellists of the 20th century.  He was born in 1927, moved to the U.S. in 1974 and died in 2007.  He was a masterful musician; truly a "rock star" of his generation.  Rostroprovich completely nails David Popper's "Dance of the Elves" in this 2 1/2 minute video.

Grab Those Dancing Shoes and Have a Ball in 2009

After tomorrow's Presidential Inauguration there will be quite a bit of dancing going on.  In fact, there will be 10 Inaugural Balls, including the Commander-in-Chief's Ball, Neighborhood Inaugural Ball, Youth Inaugural Ball (for ages 18 to 35, which sadly I am nowhere near eligible for), Obama Home States Inaugural Ball (Illinois and Hawaii only), Biden Home States Inaugural Ball (Delaware and Pennsylvania) and the Eastern, Mid-Atlantic, Midwest, Southern and Western Inaugural Balls.

So with all the dancing going on in Washington DC, why not consider local dancing options here at Conejo Valley Guide!?  You have no excuses not to kick up your heels in 2009.

Click Music, Art and Dance Groups and find links to all types of dancing groups, including:

  • Boots and Slippers Square Dance Club
  • Buckles and Bows Square Dance Club
  • Cam-a-Lot Round Dancers of Somis (more square dancing!)
  • Conejo Civic Ballet Company
  • Conejo Valley Cloggers (for those into wooden shoes)
  • Conejo Valley Folk Dancers
  • Country and Rhythm in Motions Dancers
  • Country Lovers Western Dance Club
  • Happy Squares Square Dance Club
  • Molecular Midriffs Tribal Belly Dance Troupe (hmmm, now this sounds interesting)
  • Moorpark Civic Ballet and Dance Theatre
  • Trail Dusters Square Dance Club
  • Ventura Bachelors and Bachelorettes Square Dancing Club

Is it my imagination or is square dancing extremely popular in Ventura County!?

Or how about learning how to dance at a local venue:

If you are aware of other dancing classes and venues not found on this site, Contact Us and let us know!

Join a New Club in Conejo Valley or Ventura County in 2009!

Image: Courtesy of NASAIf you are looking to connect with other local residents with similar hobbies and interests, or just looking for something new to do, check out the Social, Hobby, Cultural Clubs section of Conejo Valley Guide!  There  is something for pretty much anyone in here.  These clubs usually meet monthly, some weekly, at a local venue.  Here is a sampling of what is out there:

  • Conejo Valley Fly Fishers
  • Ventura County Rose Society
  • Ventura County Japanese Citizens League
  • Red Line Corvettes Club (Thousand Oaks)
  • Gold Coast Modular Railroad Club
  • Conejo Valley Quilt Guild
  • Ventura County Astronomical Society
  • Toastmasters Clubs (over 40 in Ventura County alone)
  • California Kayak Friends Club
  • Hawaii Club of Ventura County
  • On the Rocks 4 Wheelers Club
  • Ventura County Dart Association
  • Go Fly a Kite in 2009!Ventura County Kite Flyers
  • Ventura Surf Club
  • Conejo Chinese Cultural Association
  • Conejo Valley Audubon Society
  • Conejo Valley Bonzai Society
  • Camarillo Quilters Association
  • Marine Aquarium Society of Ventura County
  • Ventura County Over the Hill Gang
  • Simi Settlers Amateur Radio Club
  • Watch and Clock Collectors - Ventura County
  • Gold Coast Treasure Hunters and Metal Detecting Club
  • Conejo Valley Garden Club
  • Conejo Gem and Mineral Club
  • Ventura County Chess Club
  • Thousand Oaks Personal Computer Club
  • Conejo Valley Historical Society
  • Conejo Valley Archers
  • Ventura County Philatelic Society
  • Ventura County Dog Fanciers Association

The list goes on....we have looked and looked but still have not found a local tiddly winks club.  Not yet at least.

So check out some of these clubs and start broadening your interests and horizons in 2009!  To add to this list, contact us here.

The Popular "Mom Song" Sung to William Tell Overture

This is Anita Renfroe's popular summation of what a mom says in a 24 hour period into 2 minutes, 55 seconds, sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture. The lyrics are shown below after the video. Visit www.anitarenfroe.com to learn more about her.  (Is it my imagination or does she have a close resemblance to Sarah Palin?)

And here's another very nice rendition of the song by Patti Harshey:

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!