Rise of the Planet of the Apes Hits the Jackpot in Latest Work of Chuck Trunks

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This latest piece by Camarillo artist Chuck Trunks is entitled "Chimp Jackpot." He didn't tell me what that means, but one could surmise he's referring to the success of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which opened in theaters on August 5th and was the 4th highest grossing August movie opening in history. Chuck, who is one of the, well, no, THE most particular person I know, said this is a must-see movie. Very entertaining (the movie that is). The movie has grossed over $186 million worldwide in less than 2 weeks, which is kind of like hitting the jackpot I would say.  See Trunks' other work on Conejo Valley Guide here.

For movies in and around Ventura County, click here.

For upcoming movies around the community in Ventura County, click here.

Apes like to be in the outdoors, right? Here are local hiking trails.

There are several dozen farmers' markets in Ventura County and surrounding areas, many of which have fresh bananas, which I go ape for.

Kids like to monkey around? Here are some indoor play options for them.

Fair is Fair: Amazon Should Collect Sales Taxes From California Customers

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Let me start this out by saying that I, like the rest of you, am NOT a fan of paying taxes...income taxes, sales taxes, property taxes, payroll taxes, you name it! And my family is a frequent customer of Amazon.com. But as much as I dislike taxes and like Amazon.com, Amazon and other large out-of-state retailers should be collecting sales taxes from California customers. Fair is fair.

Last week, the State of California said that it will start requiring out-of-state sellers to collect and remit sales taxes on sales to California residents when it can be shown that the retailer has any physical presence in California, including the presence affiliates who receive a commission by promoting Amazon on their websites.

Amazon in turn swiftly sent a letter to its 10,000 or so California affiliates and told them, sorry, we're cutting you off.  Yes, because Amazon is being asked to start collecting sales taxes like its competitors (e.g. Best Buy, Target, Walmart, Barnes & Noble, Costco, et al) do, they are throwing their affiliates off the bus and using them as a pawn. That wasn't very nice of them.

Let's step back for a moment. California is one of 45 U.S. states with sales and use taxes. (The 5 without are currently Maryland, Alaska, Oregon, Montana and New Ha

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California Sales Tax Rates Set to Drop by 1% on July 1, 2011

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Unless our State Legislature votes to extend the 1% sales and use tax rate increase that was put into place in April 2009, we will be receiving a 1% tax rate deduction effective July 1, 2011.  It is now June 28th and it appears we are in the clear. So sales tax rates in most of Ventura County will drop from 8.25% to 7.25% (8.75% to 7.75% in Oxnard and Port Hueneme).

8.25% is currently the highest base sales tax rate in the United States. Congrats, California! And when the rate it drops back down to 7.25%, it will still be the highest! Yippee!

Hmm, if you're looking to buy something big, like a car, this month, you might want to wait until July. A 1% sales tax drop on a $40,000 Toyota Highlander Hybrid is $400.

The highest sales tax rates in the state will continue to be in Pico Rivera and South Gate, where rates drop down to 9.75% on July 1st. No wonder I never go shopping in those cities!

For updates, visit the California Board of Equalization website at www.boe.ca.gov.

And for you history buffs, here is a history of sales and use tax rates in our wonderful state going back to when they were enacted on August 1, 1933. The trend is generally not our friend.

  • 8/1/33:  2.5%
  • 7/1/35:  3%
  • 7/1/43:  2.5%
  • 7/1/49:  3%
  • 1/1/62:  4%
  • 8/1/67:  5%
  • 7/1/73:  6%
  • 10/1/73:  5%
  • 4/1/74:  6%
  • 12/1/89:  6.25%
  • 1/1/91:  6%
  • 7/15/91:  7.25%
  • 1/1/01:  7%
  • 1/1/02:  7.25%
  • 4/1/09:  8.25%
  • 7/1/11:  7.25%

Living As One of The Invisible Homeless in Ventura County

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Guest post by (now) formerly homeless Conejo Valley resident, Lon V.

The Invisible Homeless

I frequently post about my own personal experiences while living as one of the invisible homeless in America.  My blog posts on the subject of homelessness are therapeutic for me and allow me to share my day to day experiences and insight on what’s sadly a growing trend in America.  As I’ve written before, the stress on living homeless can be deafening at times, and sometimes overwhelming both physically or emotionally.  I also believe often my stress level is reflected in my writings with posts specific to my day to day activities.  However sometimes, my posts are simply more level headed, offering my insight on today’s social issues that may effect myself and many Americans.  Ultimately, I concluded that that whatever topic I write about, as long as I am true to the subject and my writing; that’s the best I could really hope to do.

When I finally become comfortable and settle into a unique style of my own, I will decide on what my blog is really going to be consistently about.  Clearly my name in on the blogs header and my life as an invisible homeless man in America has caught the interest of many people. I thought to myself, perhaps I’m not so invisible anymore.  It’s amazing, I’ve received so many positive and encouraging emails from absolute, complete strangers.  Furthermore, I’ve forged several new wonderful and inspiring relationships with local leaders, and re-discovered family members who are now following my blog more closely.

The most remarkable relationships that I’ve been blessed with so far while being homeless  have come from two people, that I’ve been so fortunate to re-discover.  One is my older sister, Debbie, who lives in Florida.  The second is my brothers ex-fiancee’ Tina, and my nephew, Ben, who both reside in South Carolina.  Why are these two relationships, perhaps more remarkable to me than the others at this time in my life?  Well first, because they’re family members, and it’s truly heart warming to me that these two are so interested in me, and understanding of the  obvious challenges that are ahead of me.  Second, like the good lord above, these two wonderful people don’t judge me or have any preconceptions about my circumstances.  They’re both keeping an eye on my well being as best they can, and they offer friendly, common sense guidance, whenever I ask for it.  They don’t push their opinions on me, they listen and ultimately offer constructive criticism if needed.  It

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Happy Year of the Rabbit to all Conejo Valley Residents!

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The 4th year of the 12 year Chinese Zodiac is upon us...Happy Year of the Rabbit! This Year of the Rabbit starts today, February 3, 2011 and ends January 22, 2012, leaving it about 11 days short of a year. But who's counting? (Other than me.)

Boey, the reknowned foam coffee cup artist whose work was previously featured here on Conejo Valley Guide, created this cute depiction of our rabbit reverence on this fine start to the Chinese new year. More of his work can be seen and purchased at iamboey.com.

Year of the Rabbit has a special meaning for us here at Conejo Valley Guide for obvious reasons. Rabbits allegedly have the following attributes, some, but not all of which reflect our style at CVG: Gracious, friendly, kind, sensitive, cautious, thorough, self assured, astute, lucky, soft spoken, amiable, elegant, reserved, artistic, tender, shy, compassionate and flexible. Happy New Year!

2% Bonus for All Employees and Self Employed Individuals in 2011!

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On December 17, 2010, the Tax Relief, Unemployment Insurance Reauthorization, and Job Creation Act of 2010 was signed into law.

Who comes up with these names?  How about something like the Cut My Taxes or Else Act of 2010?

I digress. The biggest headline is that our Social Security tax withholdings are being cut from 6.2% to 4.2% in 2011. All employees will immediately benefit from this 2% "bonus" beginning with their first paycheck in 2011. Employers will continue paying their full 6.2% share of Social Security taxes in 2011.

So basically if you make $50,000 next year, you will retain an additional 2%, or $1,000, in your pocket.  The Social Security wage limit next year is $106,800, so if you make this much or more, your benefit will be $2,136. Care to share some of that bonus? Share it with us here at Conejo Valley Guide!!

The 2% tax reduction also applies to self employed individuals, who will temporarily pay a 10.4% self employment tax next year instead of 12.4%.

The cost of this temporary tax cut is $111 billion.

So why did they include "Job Creation" in the title of this law?? Because they are going to continue allowing businesses to write-off "bonus" depreciation on large capital purchases like equipment, furniture, fixtures, etc. That's nice and all for businesses to save on taxes but I'm not so sure that's gonna directly translate into new jobs.  What they need substantial tax credit to directly compensate companies for hiring, retaining and not laying off employees, not accelerated depreciation. Just sayin.

There's a nice summary of this law on the Wikipedia website.

Tattoos - A Sure Sign of Youth

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The economy has been in the doldrums for awhile now but one growth industry, as far as I can tell, is the tattoo business.

As someone just barely into the Baby Boomer (age 46 to 64) group, I've never quite understood why one would feel a need to permanently imprint something into their skin. Heck, I must be an old geezer, as 85% of my fellow geezers, according to a 2010 Pew Research Center study, "Millennials: A Portrait of Generation Next," have never had a tattoo on their bodies.

On the other hand, in Pew's January 2010 phone survey of 2,020 adults, fully 38% of 18 to 29 year old "Millennials" have tattoos. Wow! And fully 50% of tattooed Millennials have 2 to 5 tattoos and 18% have 6 or more! We're talking a major growth industry here.

The Pew Report also indicated those Millennials not attending college were much more likely (47%) than Millennial college attendees (30%) to have tattoos. And Democratic/Independent leaning Millennials are more likely than Republican Millennials to have tattoos (44% vs 31%).

Gen Xers (ages 30 to 45) have a 32% tattoo rate, while only 6% of the age 65+ "Silents" group (not exactly sure where they get that name from) have tattoos.

Yes indeed, the tattoo industry has indeed been a growth industry over the years. According to the website vanishingtattoo.com, in 1936 Life Magazine indicated 6% of Americans had tattoos, whereas a 2003 Harris poll determined that grew to 16%. Heck, when us Baby Boomers hit the dust, that rate could grow to 35%, 40% or more!

So if you are an old dude like me and you'd like to feel young, consider getting a tattoo. As for me, I'm seeking ways to take advantage of this situation...I wonder just how many of those Millennials will regret some of those tattoos. Perhaps the tattoo REMOVAL industry will be the next big investment opportunity!