Conejo Valley Guide Facebook Followers' Favorite Coronavirus Stay at Home Order Games

In a recent drawing on the Conejo Valley Guide Facebook Page, we asked folks to tell us their favorite games to play while quarantined at home during the COVID-19 pandemic emergency. Let’s take a look at the most frequently mentioned choices. Perhaps this will give all of us some ideas for new games to try out.

Games mentioned at least 4 times:

Games mentioned 2 or 3 times:

  • Charades - 2

  • Clue - 3

  • Hedbanz - 2

  • Jenga - 3

  • Life - 2

  • Loteria - 2

  • Mario Party - 2

  • Nerf Gun Wars - 2

  • Pictionary - 3

  • Poker - 2

  • Puzzles - 2

  • Quite Game - 3

  • Scattergories - 3

  • Trouble - 2

  • War - 3

  • What Do You Meme? - 2

Other games mentioned:

  • Authors Card Game

  • Bananagrams

  • Beat the Parents

  • Blokus

  • BS

  • Bunco

  • Chutes & Ladders

  • Code Names

  • Colorku

  • Connect 4

  • Crazy Lego

  • Cribbage

  • Dominoes

  • Don’t Step In It

  • Family Feud

  • Farkle

  • Five Crowns

  • Go Fish

  • Guess Who

  • Hi Ho Cherry O

  • Hide and Seek

  • Jackbox

  • Kings in the Corner

  • Mafia

  • Mancala

  • Memory Game

  • Ninja Turtle Monopoly

  • Old Maid

  • Outburst

  • Parcheesi

  • Pop the Pig

  • Race to the Treasure

  • Rummy Tile

  • Shifty Eyes Spies

  • Ship Captain Crew

  • Snoopy Monopoly

  • Taboo

  • Texas Holdem

  • Upwords

  • Words with Friends

  • Zingo

Yahtzee is one of our personal favorites.

Yahtzee is one of our personal favorites.

Wonderful Messages in Sidewalk Chart Art Posted by Thousand Oaks Resident

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Now how cool would it be to be neighbors with sidewalk chart artist Dawn Wagner in Thousand Oaks. She tagged us on Instagram with these photos of her fantastic chalk work in Thousand Oaks.

Words of wisdom:

"Enjoy the little things in life."

"Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day."

"Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

Really strikes a chord today as we enter our third week of statewide “Stay at Home” orders.

Dawn’s work really resonated with folks on Facebook today at THIS LINK. Refreshing to see such positivity!

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President Trump Issues Executive Order to Postpone Easter Sunday to Sunday, July 5th

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In response to the COVID-19 pandemic, President Donald J. Trump has issued an executive order to defer celebration of Easter Sunday from April 12th to July 5th, 2020. Here is a transcript of Trump’s remarks at signing of the order.

Trump: The whole world is inflicted with this horrible, horrible virus. With Easter just 11 days away, I decided we need to do something big, very, very big, to show the children of this country that they are not forgotten. This was a tremendous decision that I have to say, no other President in the history of the United States has ever done. Huge, very huge. A tremendous, tremendous decision, the likes of which no one, I’m told, by many other people, that no one, no one, has ever even thought about doing.

By rescheduling Easter to Sunday, July 5th, the day after July 4th, we have a terrific opportunity to do something never done in history. And it will be a very, very great thing. Something that is, just, incredible., really incredible. Melania and I will be hosting the largest Easter egg hunt in history on the White House lawn that day. Believe me, it will be the greatest Easter egg event ever seen. People have told me that it would be spectacular. We’ll have eggs with chocolate, jelly beans, maybe other things. Maybe money. A lot of it. We’ll see what happens.

Vice President Pence: I can’t emphasize enough the incredible decision that President Donald J. Trump, has made. Moving Easter Sunday 12 weeks into the future gives us the opportunity to stretch Lent out by another 12 weeks. Thank you so much, Mr. President.

Trump: Good ole’ Mike. I can’t wait. Now stand over there. You’re too close to me. Remember, folks, to practice social distancing. Mike, you’re a good man. But you need to give me six feet clearance. Now, press, we have time for one question, then we have to go. Jim, go ahead.

Jim Acosta: Mr. President, I understand that Easter Sunday will be a challenge to celebrate this year because of the coronavirus pandemic. But does it really make sense to push this holy day back 12 weeks?

Trump: That is a terrible question. You are fake news. Thank you everyone!

The Easter Conejo

The Easter Conejo

APRIL FOOL’S!!

The Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act and Other COVID-19 Recovery Programs

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The Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act was passed by the Senate and is anticipated to be approved by the House tomorrow and signed into law by the President. CARES provides over $2 trillion in relief. About a quarter of the cost of the bill are "Recovery Rebate" checks we've heard about. Here's a summary of this program:

1. Payouts will be up to $1,200 per adult ($2,400 if married filing jointly) plus $500 per child under age 17.

2. Single taxpayers with adjusted gross income (AGI) up to $75,000 will receive a full $1,200 payment. The payment phases out by $5 for every $100 in AGI over $75,000, which means payments are reduced to zero at an AGI of $99,000.

3. Married taxpayers with AGI up to $150,000 will receive a full $2,400 payment. The payment phases out by $5 for every $100 in AGI over $150,000, which means the payment phases out at $198,000.

4. Head of household taxpayers with AGI up to $112,500 will receive a full $1,200 payment. The payment phases out by $5 for every $100 in AGI over $112,500, which means the payment phases out at $136,500 in AGI.

5. Taxpayers will receive an additional $500 per child under age 17, although it is unclear as of what date the age is determined.

6. The AGI is calculated based on your 2019 return, if filed; if not, your 2018 return.

7. You’ll be paid via direct deposit if they have your banking information on your last return; if not, then via check.

8. When? Starting sometime in April, until TBA.

9. I claim my parents as dependents. Will they receive checks? No.

10. Will it be taxable? No. It will be a refundable tax credit on your return.

11. Although the initial payments are based on your 2018 or 2019 tax returns, technically the payments are based on the AGI in your 2020 returns. What this means is that while you may not have qualified based on your 2018/2019 return, you may still qualify for the payment based on your 2020 return that will be filed in 2021. Inversely, if your 2020 AGI renders a smaller payment or no payment, I believe you will not have to pay the $$ back (this could change).

An example:

You are married with 2 kids under 17 and your 2019 AGI was $170,000. Your maximum payment is $3,400. But it is reduced by $1,000 ($170,000 - $150,000 = $20,000. $20,000 divided by $100 = 200. 200 x $5 = $1,000). Total payout is $2,400.

In February 2021 you file your 2020 return. Your AGI dropped to $150,000. Your payout will be increased to $3,400. You were previously paid $2,400, so you’ll receive another $1,000 credit on your 2020 tax return.

Here are some additional financial resources for those struggling as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic situation:

Penalty-Free IRA Withdrawals

CARES enables those impacted by COVID-19 to withdraw up to $100,000 from qualified retirement plans without penalty in 2020, though you will still owe taxes on the withdrawal, stretched over 3 years.

Unemployment: In states where the President approves a major disaster declaration, federal assistance comes in the form of Disaster Unemployment Assistance (DUA). DUA is generally available to any unemployed worker or self-employed individual who cannot work as a result of the disaster.  Learn more about this on the Calif EDD website at www.edd.ca.gov/unemployment/disaster_unemployment_assistance.htm.

SBA Loans: Small business owners are eligible to apply for low-interest loans due to COVID-19 with the SBA. Details at disasterloan.sba.gov/ela. There are also SBA Express Disaster Bridge Loans available for certain businesses that have existing relationships with an SBA Express Lender.

CARES also expands the SBA loan program to support new “Paycheck Protection Program” loans that would increase loan amounts and allow use for payroll, mortgage, rent and utility payments, insurance and other debt. Certain borrowers may be eligible for loan forgiveness for an 8 week period for payroll, interest, rent and utilities while retaining employees over that period (effectively an incentive to retain staff during the COVID-19 crisis).

City of Los Angeles Small Business Emergency Microloan Program offers business in the City of L.A. to apply for low-interest loans of $5K to $20K ranging from 6 months to 5 years. Details at www.edd.ca.gov/unemployment/disaster_unemployment_assistance.htm.

Bank Leniency: A number of banks are implementing programs to defer payments, suspend late penalties on loans, extend credit limits and payment deadlines and other things for those impacted by COVID-19. Contact your bank for details. A partial list of such banks is at abc7ny.com/6046582/.

Tax Return and Related Deadlines

Both federal and California tax returns due 4/15/20 have been pushed to 7/15/20. Additionally, any federal/California tax payments due 4/15/20, including 2019 taxes as well as 2020 estimated and franchise tax payments, have been pushed to 7/15/20. The Calif 2nd quarter estimated payments due 6/15/20 have been pushed to 7/15/20. The federal 2nd quarter estimated payments at this point in time are still 6/15/20.

IRA contributions for 2019 due to be made by 4/15/20 have also been extended to 7/15/20.

REAL ID Deadline Has Been Delayed From October 1, 2020 to October 1, 2021 by DHS

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Today, Acting Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Chad Wolf announced that, due to circumstances resulting from the COVID-19 pandemic and the national emergency declaration, the DHS as directed by President Donald J. Trump, is extending the REAL ID enforcement deadline beyond the current October 1, 2020 deadline. The new deadline for REAL ID enforcement is October 1, 2021. DHS will publish a notice of the new deadline in the Federal Register in the coming days.

Wolf indicated “The federal, state and local response to the spread of the Coronavirus here in the United States necessitates a delay in this deadline. Our state and local partners are working tirelessly with the Administration to flatten the curve and, therefore, we want to remove any impediments to response and recovery efforts. States across the country are temporarily closing or restricting access to DMVs. This action will preclude millions of people from applying for and receiving their REAL ID. Extending the deadline will also allow the Department to work with Congress to implement needed changes to expedite the issuance of REAL IDs once the current health crisis concludes.”

“Protecting both the health and national security of the American people continues to be the top priority for the President of the United States and the Department of Homeland Security.”

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Neil Diamond Sings "Sweet Caroline" Updated with a COVID-19 Reminder in the Lyrics

Neil Diamond released “Sweet Caroline” in May 1969, well over 50 years ago. Diamond’s inspiration for the song was John F. Kennedy’s daughter, Caroline, who was 11 when the song was released.

Today he released a slightly modified version of Sweet Caroline on his YouTube channel with a subtle COVID-19 reminder to wash your hands!

“Hands,

Washing hands,

Reaching out,

Don’t touch me…

I won’t touch you.”

For local area COVID-19 updates in the Ventura County area, visit THIS LINK.